priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via wecouldalluseanap)

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

This fucker killed a woman in weeds.. what!

(via ruinedchildhood)

Getting a match on Tinder

whatshouldwecallme:

Girls:

Bored Gif animated GIF

Guys:

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gierlichmypussy:

let’s congratulate the people who made it through school but let’s also congratulate the people who knew it wasn’t right for them and got out.

(via wecouldalluseanap)